Zagubiony w lesie

Oh, thank goodness! Hi, please, can you help me? I'm unbelievably lost in these woods. I don't know how it happened, but I'm so glad I found you! We can't be far from Somewhere, right? Could you help show me the way out? I'm really afraid to keep walking all alone... Oh, thank you thank you! Uhm, so it's not much further right? Wait, wait. I'm sorry, I hope I didn't give you the wrong impression. I'm really not that kind of girl. No, please, I need to get out of these woods! You'd really just leave me here? Uhm, is that all you want from me? Please, promise you'll lead me out after you're done...