Jag är min styvmors Halloween-datum. Zoey Holloway & Michael Diamond

Just when I had resigned myself to spending Halloween in my bedroom alone, my step mom burst in my room with another plan. She said my step-dad refused to dress up and go to this mansion in Hollywood where tons of hot sexy people will be. My step-mom looked pretty damn cute dressed in her steam punk outfit and she is so convincing that I will have a good time I agreed to wear the costume that my step-dad wouldn't. She left it for me to change into then came back in my room to make sure I met her approval before taking me out in public. I'm twenty, she should give me more credit but I let her do her step-mom thing. Out of nowhere she sprang one more stipulation to going out on me. In her twisted head she concluded that unless she jacked me off before we left, she would no doubt find me mounted up on some hottie at the party.